No Anger - Be like Naathas- An married man's be(a)st way of living

19 Dec, Monday: an otherwise peaceful uneventful day ruined by an momentary display of anger. especially when the anger is diverted towards the wife....

One of the major lessons that have learnt in my marriage life: There is no use being anger with the female of the house. They have the power to bring you down and spoil your mood with all sort of dramatical theatrics possible in every way. 

"That day also u told like that and i was deeply hurt " - one of my wife's favorite dialogue.. my brain in wired in a way that I do not remember what happened 20 min back.. for me to recollect some thing which i might have said or done in the past is like me looking into an vast enormous universe and trying to find an little pebble - IT can never happen.. I can never recollect.. 

There are more fascinating things the female can display while you are angry on her : Like an sudden Tsunami erupting out of the ocean, the female can erupt tears out of no where... An man can survive even an Tsunami, but these tears, bloody they suck the life out of you.. 

Why an female fights?

What is the Palestine problem? What's the issue with Russia and Ukraine? Why there is unrest in Africa and Ethiopia? Which came first - hen or the egg? Why India votes for Bjp? ............... Like these never ending questions for this there is no answer, same is the case with the above question also: Why an female fights? - Absolutely no logical reason.. Trying to find logic or speaking logic with an female after being angry with her, or when she is angry with you is like taking ur dick and rubbing it on an atom bomb trigger.. u get fucked up for sure like hell... 

So, DONT EXPLAIN, DONT ARGUE, DONT SPEAK Logic.. YOU CANNOT DEFEAT AN FEMALE IN AN FIGHT ... Let it be an common man or be the president... 

If you are married, the be(a)st way to survive is keep silent, keep silent AND KEEP ON SILENT till she finally becomes tired and bored .. and starts speaking normally... 

Be like Naathas ..



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